Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

What do fish smoke?

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