Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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A member of the Kru Krux Kran

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's a stoner's favorite body of water?

The T.H. sea

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!