Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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Well-Armed

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.