I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
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Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
I've yet to find someone who knows.
Idk, but they sure are hot.
Idk!
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
idk
Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton
IDK.
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
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Idk. (I decay)
Idk...
IDK
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
idk, you dtf tho
Idk, I was too busy jacking off...
IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING
Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real
IDK, i'm just a banana.
Because they push back harder.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
Antique farm equipment
It depends on how big his plantation is.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
I dunno, i just click submit
A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
It grows a Moostache.
I'm asking for for a friend.
Go to your room.."
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
