Idk Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Because he was having a rough day.

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How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Because, he's just dying to party.

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What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.