What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D