What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.