What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.