What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

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What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Janet Reno Jokes More Janet Reno Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.