What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home