What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft