What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"