What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Climax Jokes More Climax Jokes

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line