Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis