Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.