Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.