Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.