Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

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What do you call a red lemon?

a Lenin. )

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

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Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.