Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.