Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

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Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan