Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin