Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl