Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it