Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party