Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.