What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.