6 Inch Jokes

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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