6 Inch Jokes

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

2 Inch Jokes More 2 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

Footlong Jokes More Footlong Jokes

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!