What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea