What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!