What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!