What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.