What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.