What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !