What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !