What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !