What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.