What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: