Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic