Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.