Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving