Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.