Panic Jokes

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly