How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Looking for Jobs.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.