How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving