How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving