What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!