What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.