What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

removed

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"