What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.