What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.