What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.