A few notches on the belt buckle.
About four beers
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It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
A waist of time.
Top notch.
A Roman Catholic.
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.