Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

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How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.