Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.