What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.