What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!