What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.