Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.