Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.