Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

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How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.