What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

White Folk Jokes More White Folk Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.