What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

Why didn't the Mexican go "bow hunting" with the Native American?

He didn't Habanero.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

White Folk Jokes More White Folk Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.