What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates