What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate