What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)