Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

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What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!