Wale Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

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He threw them off their tracks.

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co-pper

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Because tea leaves.

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Takashawa.

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You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

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That’s a deep subject.

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Why was the bald king so sad?

Because he had no heir.

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.