Wale Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Wikipedia Jokes More Wikipedia Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.