What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated