What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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As John Cena because you can't see them.

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He didn't have the guts

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

A: Because he was baroque.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)