What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin