Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.