Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.