Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Latte Jokes More Latte Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!