Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!