What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.