What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.