What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.