Washed up.
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Put it through the Wash.
It's Morphine Time!
OCDC
He puts it in the Wash.
Microwaves!
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
They send them through the Wash.
They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
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Because these colors don't run.
Throw in your washing.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
They wash themselves.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Because it's too cold outtide
Because it's sham poo.
The water washes away her tears
Your wife.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Because it's too cold out tide.
She wanted to wash up on shore
Conditioner Gordon.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Microwaves.
Champ who
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
In Fort Launderdale.
I forgot to wet the soap.
In a river basin !
because it's too cold out-tide.
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
Because it's too cold to wash out Tide
Bubble and squeak !
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A wash and wear wolf
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
A: Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
He was sent to the udder side
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
putting them back in the wheelchair
bleotch!!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
a road
Downy.
Like a Bosch!
I think we're in sink."
Rub it rub it rub it.
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
Talking while driving.
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.
Because it's Nicaragua
About two hours.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Because he was empty inside.
The Soviet Onion
