What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.