What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

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How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.