Rub it rub it rub it.
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Rub him with oinkment.
Because it's sham poo.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Because it was too froggy outside.
