When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.