When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.