When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.