What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...