What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"