Ugh Jokes

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

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U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL