Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!