Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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What kind of a joke does a black person not get?

Dadjokes

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.