Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)