What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.