What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA