What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.