Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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Because they never listen.

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They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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Ukraine your neck.

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks