Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter