What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes