What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

x-post /r/puns Scotch.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!