A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
A snowfake.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
People who post the joke intro twice.
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
