What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes