Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.