Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

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How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.