Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.