Because chickens didn't exist yet.
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the tyranno-sorest rex
Tyrannosaurus Ex
A Prontosaur.
Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
A Thesaurus.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
A Quranosaurus.
ereptile dysfunction
Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Episcopaleontologists
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
A philosorapper
The one that keeps getting bigger
A flossiraptor
Bulbasaurs
RAWR!
An Iran-asaurus!
Because he was a child molester.
a Myfeetasaur
A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.
The Thesaurus
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Tea-Rex
They ate all the dinosaurs
A Lickalottapus
There were no roads!
No one! They're extinct!
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Tomato-saurus
A velocirapture
Thesaurus.
Because they can lie about their age!
A StayGosaurus
I'msosaurus
Ex-stinky
The bronthesaurus.
Vlasic Park
A: Tea Rex
A: What a lavaly day!
A stinkasaurus!
A tyrant-osaurus rex! &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp I'll see myself out...
Because they're dead.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!
To carry his library card.
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Thesaurus. :/
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Because they're all dead.
To get in his nest.
There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
A: Dino-mite.
A carniv-whore.
Shut up.
A: A tri-syrup-tops.
T-REKT.
It's tail !
A: Stegosaur-rust!
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
A: The thesaurus.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
A Bronte-saurus.
Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*
A pterrorist
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
A: Down in the mouth!
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
A: Rep Tiles
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
His tricycle will be parked outside.
a Cankersaurus!
Kick it up the arse
Because they were veloco*raptured*.
A: Bronco-saurus!
They can't hide behind billboards.
a paleontologist.
The where petrified.
A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!
A thesaurus.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...
We don't need an asteroid...
Bronto-snore-us !
They outgrew their leotards.
A stega-snore-us.
Islams it.
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
A rushin' russian.
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
A boa constructor !
You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"
They think outside the box.
Trigger discipline
Because they both "practice" their professions.
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
Yo mama last night bro.
