Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.