Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus