Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks