Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.