Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.