Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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It wanted to get to the other site !

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Briiiiines...

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FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He was addicted to crack.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)