Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"