Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !