Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!