How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.