Clown Jokes

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

Where are clowns from?

Chuckleslovakia

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A .

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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