Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis
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Americas already got two running for president.
Because they're into some funny business
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
The US elections.
Go for the juggler.
In a Clown Hall.
For kicks and giggles.
Attire.
They end up in a custardy battle.
Hit him in the face with an axe.
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hit him in the face with an Axe
A: The food tastes funny.
Close the door and go to .
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Go straight for the juggler.
Chuckleslovakia
Go for the juggler
A .
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
Hit him in the face with an axe
I'm feeling funny"
Hit it in the face with an axe.
A Juggalo
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
A Romantic Jester!
Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Because he tasted funny.
A: To find his rubber chicken.
Dry Humour.
Because he tasted funny!
Clowns Without Borders.
they taste funny!
Common sense.
He didn't have the balls to do it.
Do you get a laughing stock?
Slow your roll.
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
He's been living under The Rock.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
lmayo ahh
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Because of sanitation reasons.
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Depends on how hard you throw them
A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
