Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis
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Americas already got two running for president.
Because they're into some funny business
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
The US elections.
Go for the juggler.
In a Clown Hall.
For kicks and giggles.
Attire.
They end up in a custardy battle.
Hit him in the face with an axe.
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hit him in the face with an Axe
A: The food tastes funny.
Close the door and go to .
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Go straight for the juggler.
Chuckleslovakia
Go for the juggler
A .
ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
Hit him in the face with an axe
I'm feeling funny"
Hit it in the face with an axe.
A Juggalo
Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!
A Romantic Jester!
Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Because he tasted funny.
A: To find his rubber chicken.
Dry Humour.
Because he tasted funny!
Clowns Without Borders.
they taste funny!
Common sense.
He didn't have the balls to do it.
Do you get a laughing stock?
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
From the looks of it, your dad won
On the Origin of Feces*
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Let's go get Jobs.
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
Nah brah, tadah brah!
His nose is wet.
Nothing, he already said it twice.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
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Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
By having people believe that you've won an election.